MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 PM. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred in R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 PM."
WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands corrected as follows: "For sale - R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him."
THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit!
星期一：出售：琼斯先生有一台缝纫机转卖。请在晚上七点后电洽廉价同住的凯利太太，948-0707。
星期二更正启事：很抱歉，昨天琼斯先生的广告刊登错误。更正如下：琼斯先生有一台缝纫机廉价转卖。请在晚上七点后电洽与他同住的凯利太太，948-0707。
星期三更正启事：琼斯先生通知我们，昨天分类广告刊登错误，导致他接到几通骚扰电话。更正如下：出售--琼斯先生有一台缝纫机转卖，廉价，请在晚上七点后电洽与他同住的凯利太太，948-0707。
星期四警告启事：我是琼斯本人，我没有缝纫机要出让，我已经把它摔烂了！不要再打948-0707这个电话，我已经把电话线拔掉了。我和凯利太太没有私人关系--她是我的管家，不过昨天已经辞职了！